Cosmo Family Tree

Cosmonaut Variety Hour and associates form a sort of "family" between it and all of it's characters. This is a list of all associated characters and their known relation as a part of the family.

Marcus is the founder, and father of the group. His first marriage was with Dan which ended after an incomprehensible amount of time as a result of yet unknown forces. His second marriage was with Meghan which didn't last nearly as long, only spanning earth's creation before Meghan left in pursuit of Post Malone. His third marriage was with Tasch, the shortest lasting of the three in which she was fired merely three days after the ceremony. Legend says that his 23rd wife will be Julio. He is the father of all Pocket Sons, of whom Marcus, Dan, and Meghan worked to create as well as Satch, the child of all. He is also the grandfather of Max, although bearing no blood relation.

Meghan is the mother to all. She married Marcus before returning to being a, "boss ass bitch". She has yet to remarry. She is mother of everyone who calls upon her but true mother to Pocket son.

Dan is called by many names, either way he remains a more loving father than Marcus. He is Marcus's first love and but has since moved on and has not looked back. He is also the father of pocket son and the only one to pay child support.