Sara

"Don't make my dad into an adulterer!"

-Sara to Marcus on Cosmonaut Tabletop

Sara "The Chunin Exam Proctor" Cosmonaut is the only daughter of Danthony "Cooking Mama" Cosmonaut. She was raised alongside her adoptive wolf brother, Skullfuck in the tenth Hell of North Dakota, which is located right under Rount Mushmore, the North Dakotan equivalent of Mount Rushmore. She moved to Japan sometime in her late teens, and opened up a flying car lot, as everybody knows Japan has a monopoly on flying cars, but then became an English teacher.

Sara plays Ida and Haze on Cosmonaut Tabletop